I think my bladder shrunk

[Matty]

Due to the changing weather and some stressful situations in my life, I've been working my abs something crazy the past couple of months. In between poker breaks, studying, all the time. Consequently I've gone from a little bit of a pot belly to a six-pack, which is all cool in and of itself but it gets better.

Now, I have to go to the bathroom more often, even though I drink the same amount, and I don't go for as long (weird habit of mine is to flush right as the stream starts hitting the water so I know how long they take.) Also, that wonderful empty feeling you get right afterwards that makes you say "ahhhh" lingers for up to ten minutes instead of a couple seconds. It's damn near orgasmic. Damn near multi-orgasmic.

Really it's the most interesting thing going on in my life right now.

[jaym]

Get a hobby.