A weird, weird, game

[KJ o]

Since my wife doesn't like to hear about my strange exploits at the poker table, I have to share with someone.

My last two tourneys (Party $10+1, so everything is to be excepted).

Tourney 1:
When we enter the bubble, I have 1100 chips. The bubble lasts more than 30(!) hands, during which time I have my opponents all-in preflop five times. I lose all five showdowns, yet exit the bubble with 3800 chips. (Needless to say, I only finished second after losing two more showdowns for seven straight losses.)

Tourney 2: My JJ loses to AKs and a few hands later my AA loses to KJo, leaving me with 90 chips, 7 left. A few miracles later I'm up to 700 chips, but lose and drop to 110 chips with 6 left and blinds 100/200. A few more miracles later, I won! Yay for the comeback from 90!