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worst internet jokes
my mother sent this to me and I am Sorry but I just had to share it. This guy must be a poker player.
Grocery Shopping A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated: "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation. But, she was equally intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied: " 'Cause you're ugly." So add some of your own worst email jokes going around. |
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Re: worst internet jokes
maxim had the same joke with a guy buying frozen pizza and toilet paper. he responds with a sarcastic "how'd you know" and the 15 year old cashier girl goes "you're [censored] ugly"
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Re: worst internet jokes
I think my mom is trying to tell me to get married.
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Re: worst internet jokes
or that your ugly [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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or that your ugly [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Darling I can assure you that I can hold my own in a crowd of hot ladies because thats how I make a living. |
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Darling I can assure you that I can hold my own in a crowd of hot ladies because thats how I make a living. [/ QUOTE ] How much? |
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Re: worst internet jokes
Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before.
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Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before. [/ QUOTE ] It's OK because I take boys poker nuts all the time on and off the tables. |
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Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before. [/ QUOTE ] im not sure what you mean. are we talking about a hooker or not? |
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[ QUOTE ] Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before. [/ QUOTE ] im not sure what you mean. are we talking about a hooker or not? [/ QUOTE ] Uhhhh no I am not a hooker, but I will take all your money and tell you to get F-ed. Come on guys, I came here to laugh because I know some of you are funny. Where are all the dumb jokes that aren't about me? |
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