FUNest SnG EVER

[stupidsucker]

This is a story about
The Big Stack that could
The Middle Stack that should
And the two weeeee little stacks that understood


Anyone that doesnt already know that I like to table coach on occasion for pure entertainment now know , and perhaps know why. I dont try to keep it a secret.


There was more fun, but here is where it started getting messy. Reading the conversation while the action is going on makes me LoL.

***** Hand History for Game 1946366075 *****
300/600 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:41:39 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2750)
Seat 7: Seat11 (3625)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (980)
Msumvp13 posts small blind (150)
Seat11 posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Ah, 9d ]
antjemima folds.
Msumvp13: seat 11 dont do that [censored] to me
KyleCh folds.
Msumvp13: you hear
Msumvp13 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 450
Msumvp13 balance 2600, lost 150 (folded)
Seat11 balance 3775, bet 300, collected 450, net +150
antjemima balance 645, didn't bet (folded)
KyleCh balance 980, didn't bet (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946367426 *****
300/600 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:41:54 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2600)
Seat 7: Seat11 (3775)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (980)
Seat11 posts small blind (150)
antjemima posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 8d, 2d ]
KyleCh folds.
Msumvp13 folds.
Seat11: you gnna call me?
Seat11 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 450
Msumvp13 balance 2600, didn't bet (folded)
Seat11 balance 3625, lost 150 (folded)
antjemima balance 795, bet 300, collected 450, net +150
KyleCh balance 980, didn't bet (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946368589 *****
300/600 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:42:07 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2600)
Seat 7: Seat11 (3625)
Seat 8: antjemima (795)
Seat 9: KyleCh (980)
antjemima posts small blind (150)
KyleCh posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 5d, 6s ]
Msumvp13 folds.
Seat11 folds.
antjemima folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 450
Msumvp13 balance 2600, didn't bet (folded)
Seat11 balance 3625, didn't bet (folded)
antjemima balance 645, lost 150 (folded)
KyleCh balance 1130, bet 300, collected 450, net +150

***** Hand History for Game 1946370557 *****
300/600 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:42:28 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2600)
Seat 7: Seat11 (3625)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (1130)
KyleCh posts small blind (150)
Msumvp13 posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Ks, 2h ]
Seat11: cause you know as well as I do why you wont be calling
Seat11: ah
Msumvp13: no i will call
Seat11 raises (3625) to 3625
Seat11 is all-In.
antjemima folds.
KyleCh folds.
Seat11: then call
Msumvp13: but im saying why play around with it
Msumvp13 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $4075 with Seat11
** Summary **
Main Pot: 4075
Msumvp13 balance 2300, lost 300 (folded)
Seat11 balance 4075, bet 3625, collected 4075, net +450
antjemima balance 645, didn't bet (folded)
KyleCh balance 980, lost 150 (folded)

**** Hand History for Game 1946374391 *****
300/600 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:43:09 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2300)
Seat 7: Seat11 (4075)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (980)
Msumvp13 posts small blind (150)
Seat11 posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Tc, 7c ]
Seat11: then dont call
antjemima folds.
KyleCh folds.
Msumvp13 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 450
Msumvp13 balance 2150, lost 150 (folded)
Seat11 balance 4225, bet 300, collected 450, net +150
antjemima balance 645, didn't bet (folded)
KyleCh balance 980, didn't bet (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946375253 *****
300/600 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:43:19 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2150)
Seat 7: Seat11 (4225)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (980)
Seat11 posts small blind (150)
antjemima posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Kh, 9c ]
KyleCh folds.
Msumvp13 folds.
Seat11 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 450
Msumvp13 balance 2150, didn't bet (folded)
Seat11 balance 4075, lost 150 (folded)
antjemima balance 795, bet 300, collected 450, net +150
KyleCh balance 980, didn't bet (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946376426 *****
300/600 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:43:31 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2150)
Seat 7: Seat11 (4075)
Seat 8: antjemima (795)
Seat 9: KyleCh (980)
antjemima posts small blind (150)
KyleCh posts big blind (300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 4d, 7s ]
Seat11: if I have a hand I think is worthy
Msumvp13 folds.
Seat11: ill put my chuips in
Seat11 raises (4075) to 4075
Seat11 is all-In.
antjemima folds.
KyleCh folds.
Creating Main Pot with $4525 with Seat11
** Summary **
Main Pot: 4525
Msumvp13 balance 2150, didn't bet (folded)
Seat11 balance 4525, bet 4075, collected 4525, net +450
antjemima balance 645, lost 150 (folded)
KyleCh balance 680, lost 300 (folded)

**** Hand History for Game 1946378148 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:43:50 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2150)
Seat 7: Seat11 (4525)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (680)
KyleCh posts small blind (200)
Msumvp13 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 9d, Ad ]
Seat11: you can call or fold
Seat11 raises (4525) to 4525
Seat11 is all-In.
antjemima folds.
KyleCh folds.
Msumvp13 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $5125 with Seat11
** Summary **
Main Pot: 5125
Msumvp13 balance 1750, lost 400 (folded)
Seat11 balance 5125, bet 4525, collected 5125, net +600
antjemima balance 645, didn't bet (folded)
KyleCh balance 480, lost 200 (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946380052 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:44:11 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (1750)
Seat 7: Seat11 (5125)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (480)
Msumvp13 posts small blind (200)
Seat11 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Tc, Jc ]
Msumvp13: alright
antjemima folds.
KyleCh folds.
Msumvp13 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 600
Msumvp13 balance 1550, lost 200 (folded)
Seat11 balance 5325, bet 400, collected 600, net +200
antjemima balance 645, didn't bet (folded)
KyleCh balance 480, didn't bet (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946380981 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:44:21 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (1550)
Seat 7: Seat11 (5325)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat 9: KyleCh (480)
Seat11 posts small blind (200)
antjemima posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 7s, 5s ]
KyleCh folds.
Msumvp13 folds.
Seat11 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 600
Msumvp13 balance 1550, didn't bet (folded)
Seat11 balance 5125, lost 200 (folded)
antjemima balance 845, bet 400, collected 600, net +200
KyleCh balance 480, didn't bet (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946382745 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:44:40 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (1550)
Seat 7: Seat11 (5125)
Seat 8: antjemima (845)
Seat 9: KyleCh (480)
antjemima posts small blind (200)
KyleCh posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Qs, Qh ]
Msumvp13: but you keep folding to the little guys
Msumvp13 folds.
antjemima: fold
Seat11 raises (5125) to 5125
Seat11 is all-In.
Seat11: i cant
Seat11: you can
Msumvp13: your you have to call
antjemima folds.
KyleCh calls (80)
KyleCh is all-In.
Creating Main Pot with $1160 with KyleCh
Creating Side Pot 1 with $4645 with Seat11
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3d, Th, 2c ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 8c ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1160 | Side Pot 1: 4645
Board: [ 3d Th 2c 8c 7d ]
Msumvp13 balance 1550, didn't bet (folded)
Seat11 balance 5805, bet 5125, collected 5805, net +680 [ Qs Qh ] [ a pair of queens -- Qs,Qh,Th,8c,7d ]
antjemima balance 645, lost 200 (folded)
KyleCh balance 0, lost 480 [ Kh 5d ] [ high card king -- Kh,Th,8c,7d,5d ]

***** Hand History for Game 1946386360 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:45:20 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (1550)
Seat 7: Seat11 (5805)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Msumvp13 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 7h, 4c ]
Seat11: i wasnt rtying to be a jerk btw
Seat11 raises (5805) to 5805
Seat11 is all-In.
antjemima folds.
Msumvp13 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $6205 with Seat11
** Summary **
Main Pot: 6205
Msumvp13 balance 1150, lost 400 (folded)
Seat11 balance 6205, bet 5805, collected 6205, net +400
antjemima balance 645, didn't bet (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946388852 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:45:46 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (1150)
Seat 7: Seat11 (6205)
Seat 8: antjemima (645)
Seat11 posts small blind (200)
antjemima posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 4s, Ah ]
Msumvp13 raises (1150) to 1150
Msumvp13 is all-In.
antjemima: i had him though
Seat11: its simply Aplus poker
Msumvp13: i got him
Seat11 calls (950)
antjemima folds.
Creating Main Pot with $2700 with Msumvp13
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 3s, 2c, 9c ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** : [ Kh ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 2700 |
Board: [ 3s 2c 9c Tc Kh ]
Msumvp13 balance 2700, bet 1150, collected 2700, net +1550 [ 8d 9s ] [ a pair of nines -- Kh,Tc,9s,9c,8d ]
Seat11 balance 5055, lost 1150 [ 4s Ah ] [ high card ace -- Ah,Kh,Tc,9c,4s ]
antjemima balance 245, lost 400 (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946391505 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:46:15 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2700)
Seat 7: Seat11 (5055)
Seat 8: antjemima (245)
antjemima posts small blind (200)
Msumvp13 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Qc, 8s ]
Msumvp13: dont go all in
Seat11 raises (5055) to 5055
Seat11 is all-In.
Msumvp13: so we can make sure he is gone
antjemima folds.
Seat11: you cant table talk
Msumvp13: seat 11
Msumvp13: so dumb
Seat11: nm, you learned nothing
Msumvp13 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $5655 with Seat11
** Summary **
Main Pot: 5655
Msumvp13 balance 2300, lost 400 (folded)
Seat11 balance 5655, bet 5055, collected 5655, net +600
antjemima balance 45, lost 200 (folded)

***** Hand History for Game 1946394336 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:46:46 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2300)
Seat 7: Seat11 (5655)
Seat 8: antjemima (45)
Msumvp13 posts small blind (200)
Seat11 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 2s, Kc ]
antjemima calls (45)
antjemima is all-In.
Seat11: this game is awesom
Msumvp13 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $135 with antjemima
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Kd, 9s, 3h ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 4h ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 4d ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 135 | Side Pot 1: 510
Board: [ Kd 9s 3h 4h 4d ]
Msumvp13 balance 2100, lost 200 (folded)
Seat11 balance 5900, bet 400, collected 645, net +245 [ 2s Kc ] [ two pairs, kings and fours -- Kc,Kd,9s,4h,4d ]
antjemima balance 0, lost 45 [ As 3c ] [ two pairs, fours and threes -- As,4h,4d,3c,3h ]

***** Hand History for Game 1946396277 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:47:07 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (2100)
Seat 7: Seat11 (5900)
Seat11 posts small blind (200)
Msumvp13 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Jd, 5c ]
Seat11 raises (5700) to 5900
Seat11 is all-In.
Msumvp13 calls (1700)
Msumvp13 is all-In.
Creating Main Pot with $4200 with Msumvp13
Creating Side Pot 1 with $3800 with Seat11
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8d, 6c, Ac ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2h ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 5h ]
** Summary **
Main Pot: 4200 | Side Pot 1: 3800
Board: [ 8d 6c Ac 2h 5h ]
Msumvp13 balance 4200, bet 2100, collected 4200, net +2100 [ 8h 4h ] [ a pair of eights -- Ac,8h,8d,6c,5h ]
Seat11 balance 3800, bet 5900, collected 3800, lost -2100 [ Jd 5c ] [ a pair of fives -- Ac,Jd,8d,5c,5h ]

***** Hand History for Game 1946397779 *****
400/800 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:47:24 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (4200)
Seat 7: Seat11 (3800)
Msumvp13 posts small blind (200)
Seat11 posts big blind (400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 9s, Ah ]
Seat11: me?
antjemima: get em seat
Msumvp13: i know you have had nothing the whole time
antjemima: come on. beat this b itch
Msumvp13 folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: 600
Msumvp13 balance 4000, lost 200 (folded)
Seat11 balance 4000, bet 400, collected 600, net +200

***** Hand History for Game 1946399872 *****
500/1000 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:47:47 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (4000)
Seat 7: Seat11 (4000)
Seat11 posts small blind (250)
Msumvp13 posts big blind (500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ 7c, Qh ]
Seat11: lmao classic
Msumvp13: thats why i told you to stop being retarded
Seat11 raises (3750) to 4000
Seat11 is all-In.
Msumvp13: i wanted to get them out
Msumvp13 folds.
Creating Main Pot with $4500 with Seat11
** Summary **
Main Pot: 4500
Msumvp13 balance 3500, lost 500 (folded)
Seat11 balance 4500, bet 4000, collected 4500, net +500

***** Hand History for Game 1946401492 *****
500/1000 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (TOURNAMENT 11598925) - SUN APR 24 18:48:04 EDT 2005
Table Table 13825 (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 2: Msumvp13 (3500)
Seat 7: Seat11 (4500)
Msumvp13 posts small blind (250)
Seat11 posts big blind (500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seat11 [ Tc, Ks ]
Msumvp13: and you where making ti impossible for me
Msumvp13 raises (1450) to 1700
antjemima: ur a fagot msumvp
Seat11 calls (1200)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, 7c, Qs ]
Seat11 bets (2800)
Seat11 is all-In.
Msumvp13 calls (1800)
Msumvp13 is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 7s ]
Creating Main Pot with $7000 with Msumvp13
Creating Side Pot 1 with $1000 with Seat11
** Summary **
Main Pot: 7000 | Side Pot 1: 1000
Board: [ 5h 7c Qs 2d 7s ]
Msumvp13 balance 0, lost 3500 [ 9c 6c ] [ a pair of sevens -- Qs,9c,7c,7s,6c ]
Seat11 balance 8000, bet 4500, collected 8000, net +3500 [ Tc Ks ] [ a pair of sevens with king kicker -- Ks,Qs,Tc,7c,7sKs(kicker card) ]

[microbet]

[ QUOTE ]
Dealt to Seat11 [ 4d, 7s ]
Seat11: if I have a hand I think is worthy
Msumvp13 folds.
Seat11: ill put my chuips in
Seat11 raises (4075) to 4075

[/ QUOTE ]

I like that part.

[Big Limpin']

My favorite part...[ QUOTE ]
Msumvp13: dont go all in
Seat11 raises (5055) to 5055
Seat11 is all-In.
Msumvp13: so we can make sure he is gone


[/ QUOTE ]...was when he resorts to begging. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

["spaceman"Bryce]

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