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Old 04-24-2005, 04:55 PM
The Truth The Truth is offline
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Default Baby jokes, funny or evil?

You know the jokes im talking about... like
Whats the difference in a 2004 lincoln navigator and a pile of dead babies?
I dont have a 2004 lincoln navigator in my garage.

I'll reveal results and my analysis later.
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Old 04-24-2005, 04:56 PM
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! is offline
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

whats more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?


<font color="white"> Pulling it off. </font>
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Old 04-24-2005, 04:57 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

Whats red and crawls up your leg?

(very bad horrific answer in white)

<font color="white"> a homesick abortion </font>

see, im going to hell.

peace

john nickle
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Old 04-24-2005, 04:57 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

What's more disgusting than 8 dead babies in a trash can?


1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.
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Old 04-24-2005, 04:57 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

They're not really ever funny. They're just so random that you can occasionally smirk.
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Old 04-24-2005, 04:58 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

anything that isnt intended to hurt somebody specific is ok in my book [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-24-2005, 04:58 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

How many dead babies does it take to shingle your house?


Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Old 04-24-2005, 05:01 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

I was lauging at loud by the end of the few i read. john nickle rules.
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Old 04-24-2005, 05:01 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail his other hand to the floor.

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 04-24-2005, 05:04 PM
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Default Re: Baby jokes, funny or evil?

How do you make a baby shake?


well, you'll need a blender and some milk.....


Whats the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies?

you cant move a pile of bowling balls w/ a pitchfork.
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