Poker Playing Girls

[MEbenhoe]

Do they exist or are they just a myth like the hott lesbian?
Are the only ones that do all ugly or are there good looking ones too?
Where do I find these good looking poker playing girls?
Would I never have a gf again if I made it a requirement for any girl I dated?
Should I be drunk by now?

[InchoateHand]

The Essence of Douchebag. Thataway folks.

[Blackjack]

At Foxwoods, you'll find a few HB7s or HB8s playing the lower limits like 2/4 or 1/2 NL.

I've never seen any good looking girls at the higher limit tables like 10/20 or 5/5 NL. Most are there with friends and such.

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[bogey]

There was a really hot asian girl that is a regular playing 20/40 last night at the borgata.

[Blackjack]

There's an inherent problem in picking up poker playing girls that play higher limits.

They're going to be a lot smarter than you so you can't play your seduction tricks on them.

Trust me - stick with the dumber girls. It's a lot easier and they're generally a lot hotter.

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[DavidC]

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Do they exist or are they just a myth like the hott lesbian?
Are the only ones that do all ugly or are there good looking ones too?
Where do I find these good looking poker playing girls?
Would I never have a gf again if I made it a requirement for any girl I dated?
Should I be drunk by now?

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Instead of looking for a girl who plays poker, what you should do is look for a normal girl and then teach her to play. This is a much better use of time, because it takes less time for a smart, normal, attractive, girl to learn to play poker than it does for a smart, unattractive, poker-playing girl to become attractive.

Plus, teaching your GF to play poker is VERY romantic.

Best wishes,
Dave.

p.s. [censored] I oughta write my own advice column. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

["spaceman"Bryce]

Hot lesbians are not a myth...

[kenberman]

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just a myth like the hott lesbian?

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[MEbenhoe]

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Hot lesbians are not a myth...

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[img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] ok, well the only lesbians I've ever met have been fugly so I guess I'm just yet to meet one.

[jar]

Instead of looking for a girl who plays poker, what you should do is look for a normal girl and then teach her to play.

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I agree. I highly recommend this path. Not that smiely is particularly "normal", but she wouldn't be any fun if she was.