Roomate almost passed out under the toilet.

[Chaostracize]

There is a towel there from last weekend when we cleaned up after a girl who puked, and he is using it as a pillow. He is still conscious. I have to pee.

Keep in mind, I myself am not drunk. And roommate would not be able to see the junk were I to pee right now. I have to go semi bad.

[Ianco15]

Uhh... move him?

[Chaostracize]

Argh. He is passed out now. I can't pee in the toilet now. If he wakes up and sees me peeing over him that would be awkward.

[Chaostracize]

I was just thinking about turning off the light.

The bathroom is small, and he is really wedged almost near the back of the bowl.

[scrub]

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Argh. He is passed out now. I can't pee in the toilet now. If he wakes up and sees me peeing over him that would be awkward.

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Make sure he is not on his back.

scrub

[housenuts]

i can't believe this is a dilemma for you. get serious buddy. pee wherever it's easiest. and if the toilet is the easiest, then go there.

[Chaostracize]

Nope, on his side.

I think I'm just going to wake him up, this is silly.

[tech]

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Argh. He is passed out now. I can't pee in the toilet now. If he wakes up and sees me peeing over him that would be awkward.

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Are you serious? From what I remember of college, that would be about the best he could hope for under those circumstances.

[PoBoy321]

If he hasn't noticed that he's laying on a puke covered towel, just piss on his face and pwn him.

[Alobar]

dude, dont be an effing pussy. The dick is the greatest invention of all time. Pee in the [censored] kitchen sink, pee in a empty gatorade bottle, pee off the balcony, pee in the shower. Man if you are having problems with this, I urge you not to have children.