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Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
Bathroom Etiquette Part II - Toilet
You have a row of 5 toilets to choose from, all are vacant and flushed. Which one do you choose and why? Do you give a courtesy flush as it comes out? Do you just let it loose and smile like an evil villain who just unleashed stinky vengeance on Gotham City? I really don’t have much to say on this Part II except that I find it quite odd that people don’t lay paper on the seat or take the provided "seat protector" and use it to their advantage. Its f#%kin gross to hear the door fly open and have some guy sit down and boom he's flying at the seat of his pants with no courtesy flush....his bare ass is exposed to doodie backwash (at least the protector sort of protects)!!!! |
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
I hate the protectors. You slide around on them, plus they hang in the water. I do give the seat a good wipedown beforehand though. Always take the far stall. In the sample given this allows the next guy to leave an empty stall between and the next guy to do the same. I don't like the courtesy flush because some crappy toilets splash a little too much and I like my ass dry.
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
one more situation:
do you use baby wipes at home? do you bring the baby wipes into work? my colleague has a travel size that he throws in his pocket bf his "business meeting", im thinking of getting one too but the thought of someone finding it is quite hilarious and emabarassing as we always make fun of him and his "soft" tissue usage.... |
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
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one more situation: do you use baby wipes at home? do you bring the baby wipes into work? [/ QUOTE ] WTF is wrong with you? |
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
I try to only crap in my own toilet, where i make as much noise as i please, TYVM.
if i am out, i will just find a clean private bathroom- if this means leaving the dive bar that i hang at ad going into the ritzy place next door, so be it. I prefer a clean seat to a protector. i mean, really, unless there's piss on the seat, it's probably a lot cleaner/safer than shaking hands. here's a couple stories for you though: A: I had a buddy in high school that went until the last month of his senior year without taking a dump at school. he'd hold it or drive home instead. when he finally broke down and did it- well, you can imagine how bad he had to go. B: this is really disgusting- if you're ocd, do not read on; On a road trip, also in high school, a freind of mine pulled into a texaco and went to take a crap. he came out like 30minutes later, white as a sheet and obviously very distresses. we asked him what happened- he said that after dropping the kids off at the pool, he wiped and stood up- and his dick was covered in blood- not his?!?!! we never did figure it out, but he said his dick hurt the rest of the day from the antiseptics that he used to clean it up. disgusting. horrible. nasty. i always check now. |
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
Isn't the more important question, regarding toilet paper; are you a buncher, or a folder? or do you just use your hands and wash them afterwards?
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
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Isn't the more important question, regarding toilet paper; are you a buncher, or a folder? or do you just use your hands and chop them off afterwards? [/ QUOTE ] Fixed your post. |
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[ QUOTE ] Isn't the more important question, regarding toilet paper; are you a buncher, or a folder? or do you just use your hands and chop them off afterwards? [/ QUOTE ] Fixed your post. [/ QUOTE ] lmao |
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette Part II (Toilet)
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[ QUOTE ] Isn't the more important question, regarding toilet paper; are you a buncher, or a folder? or do you just use your hands and chop them off afterwards? [/ QUOTE ] Fixed your post. [/ QUOTE ] Ahhhh... and to think after wiping my ass with my fingers I would just hold them under the hand dryer for a minute and go back to work as usual... Doh [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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