Favorite Euphemisms for Stupidity (No trashing other posters, please)

[ripdog]

Doesn't have both prongs in the socket

[Apathy]

One card short of a full deck
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[SGS]

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

SGS

[chaas4747]

Not the sharpest pencil in the drawer.

[M2d]

he fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[benfranklin]

His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

The lights are on, but no one is home.

Dumber than a box of rocks.

IQ below room temperature.

A couple cans short of a six-pack.

[nothumb]

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he fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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...rolled through a ditch full of toxic waste and got hit by the short bus.

NT

[deacsoft]

Not exactly for stupidity but my favorite is...

Not the coolest beer in the fridge.

[miajag81]

Dumber than a bag o' hammers = my favorite.

From O Brother Where Art Thou I believe.

[howzit]

She likes pretty lights.

His/her paddle don't reach the water.

Couple of french fries short of a happy meal.