giving someone exlax

imported_stealthcow · #1 04-15-2005, 12:59 PM

we're ginving a frined exlax as a joke.

but how much is too much? would 3 pills make him [censored] all night or is that pushing it?

thanks

stealthcow

shant · #2 04-15-2005, 01:05 PM

In the Jackass movie the guy took 18 pills and ended up shitting on himself in the van. So I think you can go more than 3.

InchoateHand · #3 04-15-2005, 01:09 PM

Despite the fact that I hated this show, the fact that we're using Jackass as a reference point suddenly increases the potential hilariousness of the result of this exercise.

chaas4747 · #4 04-15-2005, 01:10 PM

How are you giving it to him? (That really sounds gay but it is not)

Pocket Trips · #5 04-15-2005, 01:11 PM

I put a whole bar of chocolate exlax in ice cream that I bought that was being eaten by the night crew when I used to work in Walmart. Was a great way to find out who was doing it... they crapped their brains out for a day but unfortunately suffered no other ill effects after that.

I still think i should've went with my 1st option and replaced the chocolate with actual frozen [censored]. I might not have been able 2 find out who was eating it so easily but I would've gotten much more satisfaction knowing this person ate actual [censored]

imported_stealthcow · #6 04-15-2005, 01:13 PM

in a protein drink mix. we're gonna put it in the milk, stir and hope that they both dissolve. we crushed the pills. so i'm a bit hesitant to give him too much, as it should probably hit him all at once.

stealthcow-

chaas4747 · #7 04-15-2005, 01:17 PM

That should work. I used to work as a bartender and some of the waitresses, put eye drops in customer's beer if they pissed them off. It has the same effect. Pretty mean [censored] if you want to know the truth.

scotty34 · #8 04-15-2005, 01:28 PM

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That should work. I used to work as a bartender and some of the waitresses, put eye drops in customer's beer if they pissed them off. It has the same effect. Pretty mean [censored] if you want to know the truth.

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Eyedrops in beer are actually very dangerous.

InchoateHand · #9 04-15-2005, 01:30 PM

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Eyedrops in beer are actually very dangerous.

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*sigh* Freakin' Canadians.

JinX11 · #10 04-15-2005, 01:31 PM

Yeah, you can go more than 3. WAY more. Like 5 or 6 or 20.