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Old 04-11-2005, 03:18 PM
Tyler Durden Tyler Durden is offline
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Default About a girl\'s mom

Last night I went to my ex g/f's house from high school and her mom was there and I hadn't seen her in like 7 years. She was pretty cool back then. So the first thing she says to me is "you look older." I said "yea so do you."

Brilliant, in my opinion.








Okay I didn't really say it but it's funny to think about.
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:22 PM
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:24 PM
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Default Re: About a girl\'s mom

"yeah....WOW you look SO much bigger" would have been better (especially in a positive tone of voice)
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:25 PM
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Default Re: About a girl\'s mom

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"yeah....WOW you look SO much bigger" would have been better (especially in a positive tone of voice)

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"wait a sec....[girl] didn't say you were expecting!? congrats!"
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:27 PM
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Default Re: About a girl\'s mom

These are excellent replies.
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:29 PM
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Default Re: About a girl\'s mom

This thread had so much promise before opening.
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:31 PM
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This thread had so much promise before opening.

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Even after opening. It just didn't end exactly like I thought.
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:37 PM
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best reply = "wanna bang?"
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:39 PM
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best reply = "do you want it in the pooper?"

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FYP
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Old 04-11-2005, 04:04 PM
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