Let's settle this..

[zagosh]

[DavidC]

A better question would be: How many 5 year olds would it take to completely paste over the savannah if you crushed them up and spread them thinly?

Edit: In all seriousness, if I could see this happen (5yos vs elephant, not the pasting) without anyone being hurt, I would gladly pay it).

[whiskeytown]

do the kids get pointy sticks?

RB

[zagosh]

Ok, lets say each little brat gets a hunting knife. Would the elephant die before the last kid?

[DavidC]

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do the kids get pointy sticks?

RB

[/ QUOTE ]No, that would be unfair to the elephant.

[DavidC]

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Ok, lets say each little brat gets a hunting knife. Would the elephant die before the last kid?

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They might get lucky. We may need to repeat the experiment a few hundred times before we get any reliable data.

[zagosh]

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Ok, lets say each little brat gets a hunting knife. Would the elephant die before the last kid?

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They might get lucky. We may need to repeat the experiment a few hundred times before we get any reliable data.

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This is totaly fine by me.

[zagosh]

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Edit: In all seriousness, if I could see this happen (5yos vs elephant, not the pasting) without anyone being hurt, I would gladly pay it).

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Ok, we'll give the kids protective cups.

[Evan]

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I think this would just lead to the demise of the kids way faster.

[InchoateHand]

For some reason, this is the funniest thing I read all night. Good work. Perhaps it was the vivid mental imagery of five year olds stabbing themselves, stabbing others, running with knives, tripping, falling, etc. etc. etc.