Let's Make The Animal Survivor Tourney Happen

[Jazza]

Matt Flynn has said

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I hereby pledge $1,000 to the cause for finding these animals and gladiating them

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I'm in for $1000

Chairman Wood pledged $250

masson55 pledged $250

I think with enough people we can make this happen, we already have 2.5K

And here's how we do it:

some one run some numbers on about how much this will cost

we pledge X amount of money each on this thread

if we think we have enough, we all send our pledge to a respected poster we can trust, say Matt Flynn since he gave us the first pledge

Matt Flynn pays whoever needs to be payed to get this thing goin

If it falls through Matt Flynn refunds proportionally all the money left to all contributers

[daryn]

there are only two possible situations.. you are stupid, or.. well, there is only one possible situation.

[InchoateHand]

Do it in Texas, only state where Big Animals can be imported/purchased with a minimum of hassle. (And thus the location for the vast majority of the particularly macabre "When Animals Attack" videos).

Oh, I like animals and all, but I really want to see an elephant rampage, a rhino gore all kinds of crazy [censored], and a UFC guy realize just how big a 21 foot saltwater crocodile is.

[Michael Davis]

Good luck with 2.5K. Or good luck with ten times that.

-Michael

[slickpoppa]

7 exotic and endangered species: $1,500,000
1 desperate UFC fighter willing to fight a crocdile: $100,000
Cost of transporting and feeding these animals: $250,000
Legal Fees: $1,000,000
Watching 8 animals figthing each other to the death: Priceless

[Michael Davis]

"1 desperate UFC fighter willing to fight a crocdile: $100,000"

Then if he wins, he has to fight an elephant or a hippo or something. How much do you have to pay him for that?

-Michael

[Jazza]

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Watching 8 animals figthing each other to the death: Priceless

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agreed

doesn't look like we'll get that kind of cash though, but I had to try

[Chairman Wood]

I think if you found out actually how much $$ this would cost more $$ would come in.

[InchoateHand]

Well, it couldn't happen on US soil, for starters. But I bet you could put the whole thing together, on a shoestring, for 750k++. Call Mugabe, not much else has been going Zimbabwe's way for a while.

[mason55]

Does anyone know any of those people who will import exotic animals for you to shoot in a cage? Or where to find them?