One liners to call poker as a profession

[kurosh]

Got some good ones? Saw this on IRC and thought it was interesting. I'm borrowing these:

B_Dids:"I take money from stupid people"
khole:"I'm a participant in pure capitalism"

[jakethebake]

[zaxx19]

I peddle nuts 56 tables at a time.

[Gin 'n Tonic]

I’m a nut flusher

I fill houses from the river

I deal in nut futures

Knight of the pwned table

[fsuplayer]

i work with retards.

[jakethebake]

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i work with retarts.

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fixed your post, moran.

[The once and future king]

I import foreign currency in bulk.

[Gamblor]

psychology and statistics analyst

[Victor]

im retired

im small stakes daytrader

expectation value analyst

[Daliman]

I'm in short term investments. VERY short term.