Just a story about a chick

Tyler Durden · #1 04-03-2005, 06:09 AM

I was with 2+2er asofel shooting pool on Saturday evening at a local pool hall and there were two chicks drinking/smoking nearby, just talking to themselves. I told asofel we need to go talk to these chicks, even tho they aren't very good looking, but they were alright. And the alright ones can be very easy. And we all know that chain smokers are easy.

So after I hit an awesome bank shot on the 8 ball I say to them "did you see that shot??" and they were friendly and stuff. Then one says she's visiting from Japan and I'm like, why did you move to Japan and she said it was b/c her husband is in the military. Then I didn't talk to her the rest of the night.

It was just weird. B/c she was like, married. And I tried to hit on her. A married chick.

Chairman Wood · #2 04-03-2005, 06:11 AM

So what?

Edit: Sorry for being rude, I should have said, "Well thanks for sharing."

NLSoldier · #3 04-03-2005, 06:13 AM

Not very good looking+Chain smoker+married=the easiest pussy you've ever gotten.

gamblore99 · #4 04-03-2005, 06:14 AM

Married woman can still do anal. its not cheating if its anal.

wacki · #5 04-03-2005, 06:14 AM

I've been wondering how long it would be before we saw another Tyler Durden does the world post. This btw, is one of your best ones ever.

I don't know what it is, but something about this line:

So after I hit an awesome bank shot on the 8 ball I say to them "did you see that shot??" and they were friendly and stuff.

makes me laugh.

Tyler Durden · #6 04-03-2005, 06:14 AM

So what is an acceptable reply.

Maybe we could start a discussion on flirting w/ married chicks? I dunno.

Tyler Durden · #7 04-03-2005, 06:16 AM

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Not very good looking+Chain smoker+married=the easiest pussy you've ever gotten.

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I concur. I think I screwed this one up. But at least it's not due to rejection. I just got confused. I was like, she's married? Hmm, what to do now, that's never happened before?

Chairman Wood · #8 04-03-2005, 06:17 AM

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Maybe we could start a discussion on flirting w/ married chicks? I dunno.

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I like the idea. I was in Trinidad a few years ago and I slept with a married woman. Not really that interesting, she was seperated and waiting to get divorced.

ceyoung · #9 04-03-2005, 06:17 AM

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Not very good looking+Chain smoker+married+lives in japan never going to see her again+married to someone in the military=the easiest pussy you've ever gotten.

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fixed your post

NLSoldier · #10 04-03-2005, 06:19 AM

LOL, fair enough.

I have a story thast not really at all related but Ill tell it anyowsat cuz im drunk.

Lats night I went to el cotixan with some frineds cuz it was reccomended by OOT int hte drunken debachery thread.

Andthere was this 3 chicks there who were like mid 30s, adn it was one of theird brithdays.

SO i went up and started hitting on the one whoes bday it was and kept tryin to figure out if she was marreid or not (she dindt have a ring) cuz she was doable for a 30 yr old but anyways my frieneds got bored cause i was the only one tlaking to the ladies after like a half hour so we left.

Edit-i mentioned they were like 30 cuz i am like 19