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View Poll Results: How many instructional poker texts have you read?
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4 8 21.05%
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6 2 5.26%
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:20 AM
DMBFan23 DMBFan23 is offline
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Default Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

Sup people,

first off, block my avatar in firefox or whatever if you cant look at it. I lost the open challenge and this bitch ass skank is my punishment.

now, to the meat of the post. I am generally suave with the ladies. no joke here. however, tonight I ran into the following dilemna.

I meet these 3 girls at a bar and start chatting them up. we hang out, and one of them is clearly the 'target' if you will. we hang out, drink, get our groove on on the dance floor, whatever. then, the end of the night comes, and her friends call a cab. she says 'so what if the afterparty is in maryland?' (where she lives). I said 'what if it's in arlington?' (where I live). she said 'well give me a reason not to go home'

*reason given*

she says 'well, I should catch this cab with my friends'. Then I say ok, and she says 'well, you can follow me'. then I say ok, and she says 'hmm maybe thats a bad idea, give me your number.'

then after I get home she calls me and wants me to go out with her and her posse tomorrow.

so, that leads me to:
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:28 AM
istewart istewart is offline
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

I'd say you received a royal pwnin.
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:38 AM
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

she said 'well give me a reason not to go home'

If a girl says that and you don't end up fvcking her, you fvcked up.

Nevertheless, she actually called you afterwards, so it looks salvageable.
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:45 AM
mason55 mason55 is offline
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

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she said 'well give me a reason not to go home'

If a girl says that and you don't end up fvcking her, you fvcked up.

Nevertheless, she actually called you afterwards, so it looks salvageable.

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exactly. she wanted to get FUCKED without looking like a slut. you failed. therefore you screwed up. jesus she was basically bent over presenting herself to you and you couldnt get it.

maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews?
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:47 AM
DMBFan23 DMBFan23 is offline
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

FWIW I voted "Oh YEAH" for did I [censored] it up and "Boo ya momma" for could I salvage it
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:51 AM
DMBFan23 DMBFan23 is offline
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

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maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews?


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this is possible, I am listening to him right now
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:06 AM
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

Clearly salvageable. If that's how you spell it.
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:35 AM
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

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maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews?

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not posssible
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:37 AM
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

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*reason given*

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Not enough information.
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:38 AM
mason55 mason55 is offline
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Default Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.

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maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews?

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not posssible

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ohhh i get it. listening to ANY dave matthews is too much [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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