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Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
Sup people,
first off, block my avatar in firefox or whatever if you cant look at it. I lost the open challenge and this bitch ass skank is my punishment. now, to the meat of the post. I am generally suave with the ladies. no joke here. however, tonight I ran into the following dilemna. I meet these 3 girls at a bar and start chatting them up. we hang out, and one of them is clearly the 'target' if you will. we hang out, drink, get our groove on on the dance floor, whatever. then, the end of the night comes, and her friends call a cab. she says 'so what if the afterparty is in maryland?' (where she lives). I said 'what if it's in arlington?' (where I live). she said 'well give me a reason not to go home' *reason given* she says 'well, I should catch this cab with my friends'. Then I say ok, and she says 'well, you can follow me'. then I say ok, and she says 'hmm maybe thats a bad idea, give me your number.' then after I get home she calls me and wants me to go out with her and her posse tomorrow. so, that leads me to: |
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
I'd say you received a royal pwnin.
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
she said 'well give me a reason not to go home'
If a girl says that and you don't end up fvcking her, you fvcked up. Nevertheless, she actually called you afterwards, so it looks salvageable. |
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
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she said 'well give me a reason not to go home' If a girl says that and you don't end up fvcking her, you fvcked up. Nevertheless, she actually called you afterwards, so it looks salvageable. [/ QUOTE ] exactly. she wanted to get FUCKED without looking like a slut. you failed. therefore you screwed up. jesus she was basically bent over presenting herself to you and you couldnt get it. maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews? |
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
FWIW I voted "Oh YEAH" for did I [censored] it up and "Boo ya momma" for could I salvage it
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
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maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews? [/ QUOTE ] this is possible, I am listening to him right now |
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
Clearly salvageable. If that's how you spell it.
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
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maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews? [/ QUOTE ] not posssible |
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
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*reason given* [/ QUOTE ] Not enough information. |
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Re: Did I screw up my mojo here? You decide.
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[ QUOTE ] maybe you're listening to too much dave matthews? [/ QUOTE ] not posssible [/ QUOTE ] ohhh i get it. listening to ANY dave matthews is too much [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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