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Old 04-01-2005, 10:24 AM
Zoltri Zoltri is offline
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Default The Poker Player

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he
noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again,
hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked,
"Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness,
John courageously admitted that,
well indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer,
John confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since
her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't,
John should be at her house around 2 PM Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around,
John showed up at Bill's house at 2 PM sharp and
after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500
they went to the bedroom and closed
their transaction, as agreed.
John quickly dressed and left. As usual,
Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly.
"Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why, yes,
he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
"And did he
give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied,
"Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500!
"Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me.
He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:50 AM
daryn daryn is offline
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Default Re: The Poker Player

i've read this one so many times but it always makes me at least smile a little [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:27 AM
beerbandit beerbandit is offline
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Default Re: The Poker Player

thats awesome


cheers
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:35 AM
JoshuaD JoshuaD is offline
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Default Re: The Poker Player

Hahah, that's great.
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Old 04-01-2005, 12:13 PM
IsaacW IsaacW is offline
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Well played on all streets.
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:50 PM
felson felson is offline
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This story has taught me a valuable lesson. When you lend your friend money, both you and your wife get screwed.
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:01 PM
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most excellent, i hope you don't mind if i borrow it.
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