Stuff That Bugs Me About Porn

[Dark Force Rising]

Different strokes for different folks but I think I'm in the majority here. Burgeoning pornographers take note.

Double penetration and two or more dudes on one chick. Yep, that's my fantasy. A girl chugging anothers guys crank, making out with him, blowing me, making out with me, our 'nads slapping against each others' and our shafts grazing as she simultaneously finishes us off. Oh, and our jizz getting on each other.

Gaping Anal. Who needs to see this?

The dude finishing himself off. This has always blown my mind. Isn't that why we screw? So we don't have to spank?

There is a lot more but I'll defer to the forum.

[AngryCola]

I guarantee there is a big market for everything you mentioned.

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[tdarko]

everything has a market.

[spamuell]

You're right, you must be in the majority, look how unpopular that type of pornongraphy is.

[AngryCola]

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everything has a market.

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That's not true.

Example

[beerbandit]

i just hate it when i cant find the remote and the video is playing some stupid part

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Gaping Anal. Who needs to see this?


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i could live without this also


cheers

[astroglide]

i don't like DPs. i'm not offended by two guys being involved or whatever but i just think the angles are bad. it's often awkward, but my problem with it is that you can't really see the girl well.

DV/DA is where it really gets gay for me.

i don't get anything out of gapes.

i always skip through reverse cowgirl and piledriver positions.

[jakethebake]

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The dude finishing himself off. This has always blown my mind. Isn't that why we screw? So we don't have to spank?

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I have to disagree on this one. There's something fun about shooting all over her.

[Tyler Durden]

Nothing bugs me about porn.

[mostsmooth]

you appear to be slightly homophobic,no?