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Old 03-29-2005, 11:12 AM
Mars357 Mars357 is offline
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Default Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

I was listening to a radio show out of Dallas recently and the topic of wiping position came up. Not only did the sitters have no idea there were standers (and vice versa) each group was appalled and disgusted by the other groups actions.

So my question. Do you stand or sit to wipe your ass?
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:16 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

one foot up on the sink
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:17 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

Question for the standers: When you stand before wiping don't your cheeks kind of squeeze together and squish it? What do you do if a hanger rolls down your leg?
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:17 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

Of course, these radio show callers were all from Texas, right?
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:18 AM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

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I was listening to a radio show out of Dallas recently

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Before you said Dallas I was gonna guess Dale & Dudley.
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:18 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

This is actually really funny-on two separate occasions I have told some friends I stand and they look at me like I'm crazy...glad to know I'm not the only one out there.
(um...this isn't a trick is it?)
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:19 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

when i was a kid i stood. now i sit. so it goes.
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:27 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

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Question for the standers: When you stand before wiping don't your cheeks kind of squeeze together and squish it? What do you do if a hanger rolls down your leg?

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a) You kind of stand bow-legged to prevent this from happening
b) I generally don't try wiping my ass until I stop shitting. Maybe we should take a poll on how many people were aware of this...
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:30 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

I had no idea a significant portion of people stand to wipe.

This explains all the stray hairs.
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Old 03-29-2005, 11:47 AM
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Default Re: Do you stand or sit to wipe yourself?

Question for standers: WHY?

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