Clogging the toilet

[VBM]

do you? how often?
i'm defining a clog as anything more required than 1-flush-and-done.

[PoBoy321]

Where's the "Every time I drop a deuce" option?

[NoTalent]

I usually go once every 2 or 3 days, so its pretty substantial when I do. I easily clog w/o toilet paper, so I make sure I flush at least 2 or 3 times while doing the deed. I hate using the plunger.

[LALDAAS]

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I usually go once every 2 or 3 days, so its pretty substantial when I do. I easily clog w/o toilet paper, so I make sure I flush at least 2 or 3 times while doing the deed. I hate using the plunger.

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I have "IBS" If I am not spraying mud it is usally pretty ugly!

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Does it count if you have to double-flush because the first flush didn't get a floater?

[NoTalent]

ratemypoo.com

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

Flushing mid-deuce is key to avoiding a clog.

Specifically what a friend of mine has dubbed the "shit-flush" works very well. Since clogs sometimes result from one or more logs trying to go through the pipeline simultaneously or sideways, this ensures that the leader goes down straight and by himself. It works like this: As you squeeze out the first turd, flush the toilet so when you cut him loose he goes down headfirst with the most powerful part of the flush.

I used to clog quite often until I learned this trick. It's very effective.

-Craig

[Suited Deuce]

On that note...here at work, someone has the habit of forgetting to flush, and no it's not me. I [....]ing hate walking in there seeing someone's floater. Damn! Not to mention the guys that just walk out without washing their hands.

[housenuts]

i'd say one of every four deuces. it used to be way more. and i'm not a fat piece of crap either.

[TStoneMBD]

it just so happens that my toilet is broken atm. i cant plunge it and there has been a major dookie sitting in it for the past week. i gotta get my landlord to call a plumber.