24 reasons why beer is better than women

[ClaytonN]

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
5. When your beer goes flat you toss it out
6. Beer is never late
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8. Hangovers go away
9. Beer labels come off without a fight
10. When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer
11. Beer never has a headache
12. After you have a beer the bottle is still worth ten cents
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
14. A beer always goes down easy
15. You can have more than one beer at night and not feel guilty
16. You can share a beer with your friends
17. You always know you are the first to pop a beer
18. Beer is always wet
19. You can have a beer in public
20. Beer doesn't demand equality
21. A beer doesn't care when you come
22. A frigid beer is good beer
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
24. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.