Taunted by a fortune cookie

[nolanfan34]

So, I'm approaching 5 weeks since I had surgery to have my appendix taken out. By doctor's orders, that means it's another week or two still before I can return to the gym, play golf, etc.

Today I get Panda Express for lunch, and open my fortune cookie. It reads:

"Work on improving your exercise routine"

Bastards!!! How dare they!!

Seriously though, I think it's pretty funny that they would print a fortune like that, given the fact that the chance of it ending up in the hands of a fat person is pretty high.

[MEbenhoe]

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Today I get Panda Express for lunch, and open my fortune cookie. It reads:

"Work on improving your exercise routine"

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Haha awesome fortune. Panda = amazing btw. It's like fast food chinese.

[soccerboy9]

i got one the other day that said "you will be fortunate in everything you do."

[nolanfan34]

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i got one the other day that said "you will be fortunate in everything you do."

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Yeah, but that can apply to everyone. I won't be surprised when some fat person sues them for emotional distress, after getting a fortune telling them they need to exercise. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[M2d]

after eating a nice healthy meal or orange chicken, deep fried shrimp and greasy chow mein.

[deacsoft]

My last fortune cookie said, "You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial".

[BusterStacks]

omg give me some orange chicken.

[nolanfan34]

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omg give me some orange chicken.

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Sorry, all gone.

[Hojglad]

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My last fortune cookie said, "You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial".

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And for some reason, all you could think about over the next several days was that pert plus commercial with Mike Piazza. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Six_of_One]

I got one that said "Be careful, you are easily tempted."

Thanks, guys. I preferred the one that said "You have inexhaustible wisdom and power."