from the future

[cyorg]

i thought it was funny. you have to scroll down though.
from the future

[Dominic]

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i thought it was funny. you have to scroll down though.
from the future

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Now that was awesome. Thanks!

[Weebl]

I like the Q and A on the bottom of the page...pandimensional cats. I knew it!

[DemonDeac]

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<font color="red">Let me tell you about the future.


1. 9 Alarm Chili cook-offs killed off 27% of America's South.
2. Global warming was fixed by blasting the Earth 2 miles further from the Sun. We now have a new month, Soltember.
3. An undiscovered Nuke underneath George W. Bush Stadium in Iraq detonates. The stadium is unperturbed as explosions are easily stopped instantly.
4. George Lucas' great great grandson buys Saturn's moon Mimas and turns it into a Deathstar/Amusement park.
5. I am middle-aged at 82.
6. All religions unite into a Buddist sect of Christoathiest Judaism
7. Celebrities are replaced by robots. Just kidding, we don't have celebrities.
8. We visited Proxima Centauri, the hottest star near us. We weren't on the guest-list and long story short, didn't visit with enough Earth-women.
9. Google starts WWIII. Their war cry, "I'm feeling lucky."
10. Teleportation frees our lives from waiting. We sleep 18 hours a day to kill the extra time.
11. We've grown gills. It makes for kinkier sex.
12. The number Thirteen was removed from life.
14. We have a President of the World. He is a Cephalopod named Bruce. Eating calamari is punishable by death.
15. Vegetarians are horrified to learn that not only do vegetables have feelings, but they also write incredible poetry. </font>

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i thought this was all common-knowledge???