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02-25-2005, 10:55 AM
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Favorite Simpsons scene
Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses? Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him. Homer: Probably misses his old glasses. Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer: It was, Marge, admit it. 
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02-25-2005, 11:03 AM
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Re: Favorite Simpsons scene
Homer goes to the Post Office to retrieve the nasty letter he sent to Mr. Burns.
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Clerk: Sure thing Mr. Burns. What's your first name. Homer: I don't know.
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#3
02-25-2005, 11:06 AM
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Re: Favorite Simpsons scene
Guy: Can I interest you in our free weekend session?
Homer: When is this weekend? Guy: It's this weekend Homer: Oh, I see... and how much is this free weekend? Guy: Uhh... it's free Homer: Uh huh, and when is this weekend? Guy: It's this weekend Homer: And how much are you charging for this free weekend?
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#4
02-25-2005, 11:08 AM
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Re: Favorite Simpsons scene
At Moe's tavern, Homer turns to Moe for advice.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. Moe: [bored] Yeah. Homer: See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-jo...Junior...Shabadoo -- Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard. [A man leaves, weeping] Barney: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo! Homer: I'm attracted to another woman! What am I going to do? Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you'll realize you have nothing in common. Homer: [amazed] Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that? Barney: It was on one of these bar napkins.
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#5
02-25-2005, 11:18 AM
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Re: Favorite Simpsons scene
Lisa: Dad! I had a bad dream!
Homer: Oh Lisa. You just lay down and tell me all about it. Lisa: I know this sounds absurd, but I was dreaming that the Boogieman was chasing me and.. Homer: AAAHH! BOOGIEMAN!! (runs to Bart's room) Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but we may have an ordeal involvng a Boogieman or boogiMEN in the house!"
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#6
02-25-2005, 11:19 AM
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Re: Favorite Simpsons scene
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Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses? Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him. Homer: Probably misses his old glasses. Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer: It was, Marge, admit it. [/ QUOTE ] thread over
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#8
02-25-2005, 11:28 AM
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Re: Favorite Simpsons scene
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A thread like this makes me think out good Family Guy really is. This stuff is funny, but Family Guy has a ton of stuff that would trump this. [/ QUOTE ] I think Family Guy is a steaming turd.
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#9
02-25-2005, 11:30 AM
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Re: Favorite Simpsons scene
Dental plan.
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