post your favorite limerick here

[Alobar]

I'll start with the most famous one

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long, he could suck it
He said with a grin,
as he whiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy, I'd [censored] it.

[jakethebake]

There once was a poster named Alobar.
He started a really dumb thread.
It was a thread about limericks,
with only responses from limpdicks.
sup bro?

[ClaytonN]

There once was a man named Jake
Who's girlfriends big titties were fake
One night in their bed
She wouldn't give [censored]
And sup bro's all like "piece of cake!"..

...sup bro can get that woman to do anything cuz sup bro was all county in 95 and collapsed the pocket like no other

[jakethebake]

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...sup bro can get that woman to do anything cuz sup bro was all county in 95 and collapsed the pocket like no other

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You forgot 15 tackles for losses.

[Daliman]

[ QUOTE ]
I'll start with the most famous one

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long, he could suck it
He said with a grin,
as he whiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy, I'd [censored] it.

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And I'll present it in it's original incarnation;

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

And it's 2 initial followups;
But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
The man and the girl with the bucket;
And he said to the man,
He was welcome to Nan,
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.

Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
Where he still held the cash as an asset,
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran,
And as for the bucket, Manhasset.

[2planka]

There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite sticks as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits around Dallas

Yes, this was my 500th post.

[UncleRemus]

There once was a man from Iraq,
Who had holes down the length of his cock.
When he got an erection,
He'd play a selection,
From Johann Sebastian Bach.


John Valby is the King

[Daliman]

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There once was a woman named Alice
Who used dynamite sticks as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits around Dallas

Yes, this was my 500th post.

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I love this one.

[bholdr]

there was a young man from strambol
who soliloquized thus to his tool
you took all my wealt
and ruined my health
and now you won't pee, you old fool

[Alobar]

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell,
I'll get used to the smell.
And think of the money I'll save.