Jennicide personal life rumours

[Gamblor]

She's currently dating Casey Kasem.

She cries when watching BellSouth commercials.

She separates her peas from her corn.

She invented a super-efficient energy source and the oil/gas companies are hiding it from the world.

She was the reason for the Hand rule, which was renamed from the Booty rule.

She conquered Fallujah singlehandedly.

She has the face that launched a thousand quips.

She was born to an bourgeoisie Parisian family who excommunicated her for accent abuse.

She finds ThaSaltCracka's 10000 posts sexy but hasn't mustered up the courage to ask him out yet.

She's genuinely annoyed - but on some deepdown level flattered - that 20,000 people follow her every move.

She's stunning but nobody could care less because we all date supermodels anyway, so can we talk about something worthwhile please? Like this.

[tek]

Who is she and why should we care?

[Stu Pidasso]

She's too smart to be a real blonde.

Stu

[SossMan]

very weak.

[Gamblor]

that bad, eh [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Beerfund]

Not a rumor: She hates Jews and hopes you die

[nolanfan34]

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very weak.

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Agreed.

Why start a new thread on her?

[Gamblor]

Why start a new thread on her?

Satire for the purposes of showing how ridiculous all these threads on her are.

[Gamblor]

Not a rumor: She hates Jews and hopes you die

Hence the Screen name.