Ah, the Blazers.....

SomethingClever · #1 01-28-2005, 01:14 PM

With the Blazers having lost 13 of their last 16, Darius Miles reportedly berated coach Maurice Cheeks during a film session, allegedly using a racial epithet repeatedly. He may be suspended.

Does Miles know the he and Cheeks are the same race?

Also, does he know that Cheeks has a championship ring, and with that ring, the right to auto-bitchslap anyone who talks s[/i]hit to him?

IndieMatty · #2 01-28-2005, 01:18 PM

If the knicks and blazers combined their team, I doubt either of us would be any good.

ThaSaltCracka · #3 01-28-2005, 01:21 PM

bringing in Darius Miles was a horrible front office decisison, the guy has zero discipline and zero maturity.

BTW, Mo Cheeks, really isn't a good coach.

Zoltri · #4 01-28-2005, 01:23 PM

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If the knicks and blazers combined their team, I doubt either of us would be any good.

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Yes, but they would make a great pimpin team.

nolanfan34 · #5 01-28-2005, 01:23 PM

Have fun with that Zach Randolph contract too. That isn't going to end well, I agree with the Sports Guy.

IndieMatty · #6 01-28-2005, 01:28 PM

Bill Simmons is the smartest funniest man in the world, right? It's not just me?

SomethingClever · #7 01-28-2005, 01:29 PM

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Have fun with that Zach Randolph contract too. That isn't going to end well, I agree with the Sports Guy.

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If Randolph winds up in jail, do we still have to pay him?

Because I think there's at least a 50% chance he'll be doing time before that contract is up.

SomethingClever · #8 01-28-2005, 01:31 PM

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Bill Simmons is the smartest funniest man in the world, right? It's not just me?

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I'm really sick and tired of all his Boston s[/i]hit, but other than that, I think he's very entertaining.

ThaSaltCracka · #9 01-28-2005, 01:35 PM

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Darius Miles reportedly berated coach Maurice Cheeks during a film session, allegedly using a racial epithet repeatedly. He may be suspended.

Does Miles know the he and Cheeks are the same race?

[/ QUOTE ]he probably called him an Uncle Tom.

xadrez · #10 01-28-2005, 01:37 PM

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Bill Simmons is the smartest funniest man in the world, right? It's not just me?

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Ive read his stuff religiously ever since discovering his old website, bostonsportsguy.com That site was great because it was a bit more 'free' in terms of content. He used to have this running feature called the Babes of Wimbledon, where he got these two guys from South Boston (with stereotypical names like "Sully" and "Murph") to rate all the female tennis players' physical attributes...No way ESPN would let him do that one on Page 2...

btw, I am a NY sports fan, so I imagine he must be good since he writes mostly about teams I despise. I went to college in MA though, so I have an intimate view into the twisted mind of Boston sports fans, and simmons reminds me of all my good friends with funny accents from College...