Where do you take it from here?

[bernie]

This is a story a bud of mine told me from his Navy days.

They were on leave somewhere overseas. A bud of his picked up a gal and took her home. As he was doing her from behind, and sliding a banana in her 'dirty place', she seductively looks over her shoulder at him and purrs...

"I want to get...nasty."

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[istewart]

You pull the banana out of her now 10-inch wide anus and shove it in her mouth.

[daryn]

this thread is over

[pshreck]

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This is a story a bud of mine told me from his Navy days.

They were on leave somewhere overseas. A bud of his picked up a gal and took her home. As he was doing her from behind, and sliding a banana in her 'dirty place', she seductively looks over her shoulder at him and purrs...

"I want to get...nasty."

wtf? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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They were making a banana split, she just wanted to add the hot fudge topping. It's completely normal.

[bernie]

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You pull the banana out of her now 10-inch wide anus and shove it in her mouth.

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I guess any type of kissing is over with at this point.

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[Alobar]

why was he sliding a bannana up her arse? Thats just.....kinda dumb

[BusterStacks]

I suppose the better question is why was a banana within reach suring sex?

[daryn]

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why was he sliding a bannana up her arse? Thats just.....kinda dumb

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some guys are not blessed with the double penis.

[bernie]

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why was he sliding a bannana up her arse? Thats just.....kinda dumb



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Because she likes it?

Either that or he wasn't smart enough to use a carrot.

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[nothumb]

Umm, probably start wondering what kind of bacterial cockwaste I'm going to get from even smelling this chick, and slap her around a little to make myself feel better for going limp.

I mean... uhmmm... do her in the butt! Yeah! Hard!

NT