More about me

Big Mac · #1 01-25-2005, 01:37 PM

I've told my share of morons that if they don't like what I say that can kiss my fat ass. So guess what my friend. You don't like this here is a nice little "X" where you can plant one.

I'm not a bad ass by nature, it is something I had to develop. Not born in hard knocks F* this cliche I had a very nuturing family. No I don't want my mother in bed, here is another "x" right next to that big mole with 2 hairs growing out of it.

So I am raised in a proper setting in a normal neighborhood USA. I turn 18 and decide that I'm changing my name to Mac. Sort of like a religous break through but much much different.

I decided as Mac that I would have an image to build and maintain. I did this and those that got in my way got a shot of the pinkish hue of my moon.

A good friend of mine, we'll call him Chops, said that I only had 1 name rather than 2. We decided to go to Mc Donalds and discuss my future.

While eating this fine healthy food an idea struck and as they say the rest is history. I put on 175 pounds and a star was born.

ThaSaltCracka · #2 01-25-2005, 01:40 PM

was this suppose to be funny?

YourFoxyGrandma · #3 01-25-2005, 01:44 PM

I think that's the special sauce talking.

Big Mac · #4 01-25-2005, 01:45 PM

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was this suppose to be funny?

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Do I look like a F&%&ing clown to you?

jakethebake · #5 01-25-2005, 01:46 PM

I've already blocked him.

Patrick del Poker Grande · #6 01-25-2005, 01:47 PM

This definitely isn't funny, but I do find myself strangely desiring some McDonald's. It'll be a QPC though. You know what they call those in France? Royale with Cheese. It's because of the metric system. They don't know what the hell a quarter pound is.

vulturesrow · #7 01-25-2005, 01:53 PM

pshreck · #8 01-25-2005, 01:54 PM

Clear attempt to be funny, but it's a paragraph full of crap.

jakethebake · #9 01-25-2005, 01:54 PM

Aren't we now ignoring the bad gimmick accounts? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

LALDAAS · #10 01-25-2005, 04:11 PM

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This definitely isn't funny, but I do find myself strangely desiring some McDonald's. It'll be a QPC though. You know what they call those in France? Royale with Cheese. It's because of the metric system. They don't know what the hell a quarter pound is.

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That was a great movie.