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Old 01-21-2005, 04:00 PM
tek tek is offline
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A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".

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Old 01-21-2005, 04:02 PM
ThaSaltCracka ThaSaltCracka is offline
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Default Re: Woman Lawyer Joke

meh.
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:03 PM
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Aha...ha...ha....lame.
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:03 PM
Broken Glass Can Broken Glass Can is offline
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This joke is completely unrealistic.

A real lawyer would never have returned the quarter.
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:17 PM
mmbt0ne mmbt0ne is offline
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Where's the funny? Is it that the lawyer's a woman? I thought you were more progessive than that.
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:02 PM
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I get it but would rather hear a joke I didn't get cause at least theres a chance that it is funny.
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:50 PM
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Where's the funny? Is it that the lawyer's a woman? I thought you were more progessive than that.

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I guess you've never been divorced [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:57 PM
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I guess you've never been divorced

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So you blame your ex-wife's lawyer, not your ex-wife, for taking all your money?
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