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A would you rather question?
A girl that works for me claims she uses this to determine if a person is a worthwhile human or not.
Would you rather A- be 1000lbs, grossly overweight and unable to care for yourself (and unable to lose this weight) OR B- have a human foot growing out of your heard. It can't be hidden or removed, and it stuffers from all the hygene issues that a foot does. |
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Re: A would you rather question?
B - I could still function.
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Re: A would you rather question?
[ QUOTE ]
A girl that works for me claims she uses this to determine if a person is a worthwhile human or not. Would you rather A- be 1000lbs, grossly overweight and unable to care for yourself (and unable to lose this weight) OR B- have a human foot growing out of your heard. It can't be hidden or removed, and it stuffers from all the hygene issues that a foot does. [/ QUOTE ] I'd take the foot. At least I don't have to bother anyone else with having to take care of me. And if you get in my face, I can turn sideways and say, "Talk to the foot." |
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Re: A would you rather question?
B, and it's not even close.
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Re: A would you rather question?
is surgery an option?
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Re: A would you rather question?
It's not. You're stuck with whatever you've got.
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Re: A would you rather question?
which of those options makes you a 'worthwhile human'? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Re: A would you rather question?
I like this question as well:
Would you rather be: A) Horrifically ugly; or B) Horrifically smelly? If you are A, you will smell very nice and have a good personality; If you are B, you will be very attractive and have a good personality, but you smell worse than a Durian Fruit. |
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Re: A would you rather question?
B. I'm sure I could get some kind of fettish porno roll with that going on.
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Re: A would you rather question?
OK. Her pick was 1000lbs, because she felt like that's something that while gross, is still more common and non-likely-to-freak-people-out than the foot. So at 1000lbs you've got a better chance of having a more normal set of relationships with people.
I, like any sane person, picked the foot. (to be fair, she's a very smart good person, I think she's just obviously freaked out by feet). |
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