UR Meowed.I love cats maybe we could swap recepies

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Meow?


URMeowed


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I would be a winning internet player if it weren't for the attentions of my cat! 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there...' well he knows the cat equivalent. He stations himself directly infront of me and starts his serial meyowing after I've reached a Zen like level of calm and just as I am raising to steal the blinds on Ultimate Bet, deciding whether to call a raise with second nut lowqueen high flush draw on paradise Omaha 8 and after being put on the clock in higlands club facing a river raise with my top pair.


In consequence I butcher all three hands and loose another 10% of my bankroll. If I don't respond to his verbals he then changes tactics and jumps unto my monitor making sure that his tail covers at least 20% of the screen.


Receipes for cat. I'll give you a receipe...


Ingredients:


One cat


Kitchen Apparatus:


One Food Blender


......


Always be folding


Folding Pete