The Passion Of the Blind (low content)

[private joker]

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP3 folds, CO calls.

River: (9.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 2d Ac (two pair, aces and twos).
CO has 9d Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.50 BB. </font>



CO: aaaaaghhhhhhhhhh
observer: what happen?
CO: ace 9
Hero: so?
CO: so, nice catcg on the board
CO: catch
me: i saw the flop for free
me: and i hit 2 pair. what did you want me to do
CO: I was lamenting my bad luck
observer: be nice its christmas!!
me : I am Jewish
me : there is no christmas for me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
observer: why?


So that's pretty funny, but then the coda is:


CO: christmas spirit is free
CO: just like God's love and forgiveness

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CO: christmas spirit is free
CO: just like God's love and forgiveness

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Hero: Where was your god on the flop?

[SpaceAce]

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me : I am Jewish
me : there is no christmas for me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
observer: why?


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Haha, that's fantastic.

SpaceAce

[private joker]

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me : I am Jewish
me : there is no christmas for me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
observer: why?


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Haha, that's fantastic.



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Yeah, that reminded me of the great Bertrand Russell anecdote where a man asked him what religion he belonged to. Russell said "I'm an atheist." And the man replied, "Well, I suppose we all worship the same god anyway."