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12-14-2004, 11:50 AM
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Farts
anyone else really like to fart? I mean other than it feeling great, its also quite fun. Plus the sound is hilarious. I am being serious here, farting is good times.
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#3
12-14-2004, 11:53 AM
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Re: Farts
you can't live life with constant fear man, let it fly, have some fun, live life on the edge.
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12-14-2004, 12:02 PM
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Re: Farts
I have no idea why, but it seems like everytime I go on a date, I've got to fart. Obviously I can't because that would ruin everything. So I hold it in. It just kinda builds up all night until the date is finally over, I walk her to her door, make my play for a goodnight kiss, and then the walk back to my car. And that is when the best part of the entire night happens. I can finally let out this fart that has been building for hours. It never dissapoints, one of those nice 5 second farts with deep bass and that leaves you feeling like a whole new man. aaahhhhhhhhh!!!
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#5
12-14-2004, 12:03 PM
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Re: Farts
I am a huge fan of the late night and early morning beer farts.
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12-14-2004, 12:06 PM
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Re: Farts
I like farting on my girlfriend. Ahahahaha she gets totally grossed out!
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#8
12-14-2004, 12:09 PM
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Re: Farts
Haha, I remember the first time I farted in front of my girlfriend. She always told me that "If we ever got so comfortable around each other that you can fart in front of me, the romance is dead and we're over." So I tried it out. I farted in front of her, and did anything change? No, of course not.
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12-14-2004, 12:22 PM
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Re: Farts
[ QUOTE ]
fart once while shes giving you head, then see if she thinks the romance is dead [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ]um, no don't do this [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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