choose your own adventure: dr. klopek

[dr. klopek]

I need you to make a decision for me.

I am going to quit smoking on christmas. Starting the morning of the 24th, I will no longer smoke. I decided on this date because I will be in a situation in which smoking is easily avoidable. I have wanted to do this for a while and settled on doing it then.

Problem is, I sometimes lose my focus when I do these things (not a cop-out or a disclaimer, just the truth). So I have been trying to figure out an incentive plan. I think I have a good one: the ball-swear.

This would be an agreement between myself and 1-several of my friends whereby, should I ever be caught smoking by one of them, I would be contractually obligated to submit to ballkicks from all parties.

So, it is up to you to decide. I want to quit smoking real bad, bad enough not to need this, but I think I need insurance. On the other hand, I would have them do it on camera so that I could make it my avatar. Please do not let this influence your decision.

[Lazymeatball]

Your balls are much more important than your lungs. Where are your priorites?

Let thim give you a charlie horse or something.

[namknils]

I say do the ball-swear but make it permissable to wear a cup.

[dr. klopek]

Are you joking? This is smoking we're talking about. I would take a charlie-horse and a ballkick with a cup right now for a cigarette. And I just smoked one 5 minutes ago.

[jakethebake]

What's the big deal? If you're really worried about this then you obviously have no real intention to quit smoking. Swear the swear and quit. End of story.

[Alobar]

I voted yes, but only because I want to see a .mpg of you getting kicked in the nads [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

seriously tho, no [censored] way in hell would i want to get kicked in the balls. So unless you REALLY can quit then I wouldnt do it.

[BusterStacks]

you guys and your quitting smoking. you sound liek a bunch of fags. Am I really going to be the only one left smoking when I go over there? You'll be back to mother nicotine, just wait. On a side note, I plan to smoke tons of cigarettes throughout the winter.

[deacsoft]

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Am I really going to be the only one left smoking when I go over there?

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I'm with you! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[deacsoft]

Doc, baby, listen o me here. If you need that kind of incentive or insurance to quit smoking it's not going to happen. You'll only find new and improved ways to hide it from te obligated ball-kickers. As funny as I think it would be to have a ball shot (no pun intended) as your avatar I voted no. My advice is to quit smoking on your own when you feel ready to. Don't force it. I've seen tons of people try and they fail every time. The ones that make it are the ones that just quit and tell no one. They are the ones who don't need to look to others for support of any kind. They have the will. And, plus, by not telling anyone they quit they don't get those assholes waving lit cigs in their faces just to tease them. Just quit when you're ready to.

[ThaSaltCracka]

this is the worst choose your own adventure, ever.