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Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
sthief09: i had a poker dream
me: haha sthief09: and i dontusually have poker tdreams me: what was it sthief09: but wait sthief09: it gets worse sthief09: im playing live but i had buttons i think sthief09: like on party sthief09: i had 55 on the button me: hahahaha me: awesome sthief09: i limped sthief09: and then somehow it came back 3 bets to me me: open? sthief09: no me: good sthief09: so i was pissed and it ended up being capped 5 ways me: haha, this is really funny sthief09: the flop was 245 or something me: WHEEL sthief09: now im trying to think sthief09: somehow the dealer dealt out of turn sthief09: and dealt a 5 sthief09: so they had to burn it sthief09: and i ended up losing sthief09: but the important sick thing sthief09: is that i calculated the size of the pot in my sleep sthief09: it was 25 BB me: hahahahaha sthief09: i remember thinking to myself "oh the pot wasnt that big" sthief09: then i was like "wait" sthief09: and calculated it sthief09: in my sleep me: hahahaha me: im actually laughing and waking up my roomate right now |
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Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
and yet you complain about stats posts ....
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Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
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and yet you complain about stats posts .... [/ QUOTE ] I like this way more than whining about stats posts. This rules. scrub |
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Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
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sthief09: it was 25 BB [/ QUOTE ] Actually its 25 SBs right? |
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Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
best post in years
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Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
I think there was postflop action that wasn't described in as much detail.
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More proof that he\'s sexually frustrated
From Sunday morning...
sthief09: my sleeping is all screwed up sthief09: im hungover me: me too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] sthief09: why are you up then sthief09: WHY CANT I SLEEP me: cause i usually wake up pretty early when im drunk me: which i still am, no hung ove yet sthief09: and i have a 5 hour bus ride to look forward to me: ?? me: to? sthief09: new york? me: where are you me: ? me: maryland? sthief09: yeah me: oh, well that sounds like a fun 5 hours sthief09: yeah i cant wait me: so you were playing 2/4 online with me last night instead of banging your girlfriend? sthief09: she was sleeping me: wow, she's asleep by 7 am? sounds like a good girl, hanf on to her [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] sthief09: actually she was awake, come to think of it sthief09: so yeah iw as playing poker instead of banging my girlfriend me: hahaha me: idiot sthief09: but her roommate was in here me: dude, even better sthief09: no excuse, i know |
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Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
Weird, huh?
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Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)
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[ QUOTE ] sthief09: it was 25 BB [/ QUOTE ] Actually its 25 SBs right? [/ QUOTE ] no it worked out to 25 BB somehow... it was 5 ways capped preflop, then there was a lot of flop action, then the turn and I think. I don't remember. I do remember getting pissed and throwing my chips against the wall |
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Re: More proof that he\'s sexually frustrated
I think getting laid would be a +EV play for sthief
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