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Old 12-10-2004, 07:40 AM
Evan Evan is offline
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Default Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)

sthief09: i had a poker dream
me: haha
sthief09: and i dontusually have poker tdreams
me: what was it
sthief09: but wait
sthief09: it gets worse
sthief09: im playing live but i had buttons i think
sthief09: like on party
sthief09: i had 55 on the button
me: hahahaha
me: awesome
sthief09: i limped
sthief09: and then somehow it came back 3 bets to me
me: open?
sthief09: no
me: good
sthief09: so i was pissed and it ended up being capped 5 ways
me: haha, this is really funny
sthief09: the flop was 245 or something
me: WHEEL
sthief09: now im trying to think
sthief09: somehow the dealer dealt out of turn
sthief09: and dealt a 5
sthief09: so they had to burn it
sthief09: and i ended up losing
sthief09: but the important sick thing
sthief09: is that i calculated the size of the pot in my sleep
sthief09: it was 25 BB
me: hahahahaha
sthief09: i remember thinking to myself "oh the pot wasnt that big"
sthief09: then i was like "wait"
sthief09: and calculated it
sthief09: in my sleep
me: hahahaha
me: im actually laughing and waking up my roomate right now
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:00 AM
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Default Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)

and yet you complain about stats posts ....
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:06 AM
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Default Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)

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and yet you complain about stats posts ....

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I like this way more than whining about stats posts.

This rules.

scrub
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:20 AM
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Default Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)

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sthief09: it was 25 BB

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Actually its 25 SBs right?
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:21 AM
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Default Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)

best post in years
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:21 AM
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Default Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)

I think there was postflop action that wasn't described in as much detail.
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:24 AM
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Default More proof that he\'s sexually frustrated

From Sunday morning...

sthief09: my sleeping is all screwed up
sthief09: im hungover
me: me too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
sthief09: why are you up then
sthief09: WHY CANT I SLEEP
me: cause i usually wake up pretty early when im drunk
me: which i still am, no hung ove yet
sthief09: and i have a 5 hour bus ride to look forward to
me: ??
me: to?
sthief09: new york?
me: where are you
me: ?
me: maryland?
sthief09: yeah
me: oh, well that sounds like a fun 5 hours
sthief09: yeah i cant wait
me: so you were playing 2/4 online with me last night instead of banging your girlfriend?
sthief09: she was sleeping
me: wow, she's asleep by 7 am? sounds like a good girl, hanf on to her [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
sthief09: actually she was awake, come to think of it
sthief09: so yeah iw as playing poker instead of banging my girlfriend
me: hahaha
me: idiot
sthief09: but her roommate was in here
me: dude, even better
sthief09: no excuse, i know
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:28 AM
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Default Re: Sthief needs to get laid (Extremely OT)

Weird, huh?
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:49 AM
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sthief09: it was 25 BB

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Actually its 25 SBs right?

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no it worked out to 25 BB somehow... it was 5 ways capped preflop, then there was a lot of flop action, then the turn and I think. I don't remember. I do remember getting pissed and throwing my chips against the wall
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Old 12-10-2004, 09:23 AM
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Default Re: More proof that he\'s sexually frustrated

I think getting laid would be a +EV play for sthief
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