Favorite Line from Full Metal Jacket

[Rooster71]

I just realized that it has been a really long time since I've watched Full Metal Jacket. That's one of my top favorite all time movies. So full of good quotes. Here's my favorite: "It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the bedsheet."

Please post your favorite FMJ quote.

[JinX11]

"Me so horny. Me love you long time."

[plaster8]

This probably doesn't even count as a line, but one of my favorite scenes is when Matthew Modine and some other guy get a camera stolen, and the thief does a bunch of martial arts moves before he hops on the getaway motorcycle. Then Modine screams and jumps up and down doing his own idiotic "martial arts" moves.

[mmcd]

"How can you shoot women and children?"


"Easy, just don't lead them so much."

[Boris]

"Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you ain't got no horns!"

[Dynasty]

The first 50 minutes of this movie may be the funniest in film history. R. Lee Ermey was hillarious as Gunnery Sgt. Hartman.

Some of the best lines were:

"You seem like the type of guy that would f*** a guy in the ass and not have the common courtesty to give him a reach-around."

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f****** walrus-looking piece of sh**. Get the f*** off my obstacle. Get the f*** down of my obstacle. Now. I'm going to rip your balls off so you can not contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo."

[john smith]

"How tall are you? Five foot nine? I didn't know they stack [censored] that high!"

[Lazymeatball]

Alabama blacksnake

[Slacker13]

That's one of my favorite lines too.

[maryfield48]

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"How can you shoot women and children?"


"Easy, just don't lead them so much."

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