OUTLAW PICKLES

[emonrad87]

I think that pickles should be outlawed on sandwiches from fast food restaurants. I recently cleaned out my car and found three old pickle slices that had fallen under the driver's seat and become encrusted there after i removed them in disgust from my drive thru burgers. No one i know actually eats the pickles. They need to be removed.

[Duke]

You must not know anyone with good taste.

~D

[daryn]

when we were kids there was always that whiny brat that had to open his hamburger up and start peeling stuff off.

some people never grow up [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[theredwave]

"I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake... "
"You'll get nothing and like it!"

[Blarg]

The pickles on a burger get dull and soggy. I don't like 'em either. The cheap fast food ones usually taste like they were probably curing in a dog's ass or something. There's not much point to having them like that when they're so much better all nice and crunchy on the side. That's kind of like just jamming your fries inside your burger. I guess there's something to be said for conserving space of something, but it doesn't make either the burger or the pickles any better. Throwing them on the floor of your car is a pretty funny solution though.

[daryn]

whoa, i'd just like to point out that putting your fries in your burger is awesome.

[Sponger15SB]

Pickles in burgers = bad

Pickle spear with sandwich = holy [censored] my mouth is watering right now just thinking about it

[PoBoy321]

How could you possibly want to get rid of the pickles from your burger? IMO the pickles are the best part of a McDonald's cheeseburger. I mean, the buns are tasteless, the burgers are tasteless, but mmmmm, pickles.

And by the way, what the hell are you doing throwing old pickles on the floor of your car?

[fatmongo]

I can have a fast food burger down in 3 bites. Maybe 5 bites on a bad day. I bet it would take me longer to open the burger and remove the pickels than it would for me to just eat the thing. Besides, how lame is just a bun, patty, slice of cheese, and ketchup. Wicked lame!
If you do waste the time to open the burger and take off the pickles, I agree with daryn, toss some fries in to fill the void.

[GuyOnTilt]

Sliced pickle on sandwiches suck. Sliced avocado kicks ass. That is all.

GoT