Funny hand from last night.

[Warik]

Playing the straight $2 game at Miccosukee Indian Gaming, Miami FL for no other reason besides boredom.

I have KK my first hand in MP (I wasn't asked to post). Limped all the way to me and I raise. Cold-called around. 9 to the flop.

Flop: 8,2,3 rainbow

Checked to me, I bet. Guy next to me raises, buncha people fold, one calls, rest fold. 3 to the turn including me.

Turn: 4 completing rainbow

I bet, guy next to me folds, last guy raises it to $4 and flips over his hand to show A5.

I turbo fold. We're talking warp speed here. My cards ripped into the fabric of space-time on their way to the muck.

Guy says oops and turns his cards back over.

But wait, there's more.

River: K

Guy bets.

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Both dealer and the guy look around confused.

They realize nobody else has any cards.

I yawn.