Clever Poker Player Job Titles

[lowroller]

Saw a thread awhile back where someone didn't like telling friends/family he played full-time and wanted some advice on what to tell them he was "doing". I tried to do a search, but couldn't come up with anything....so I'll start one here.

What are some clever job titles that one could use with family or friends at a cocktail party, Thanksgiving dinner, etc. that gives a true/glossy description of what a poker player "does".

[Packerfan1]

I find "Statistical/Financial Risk Analyst" to be better received than "Moron Herder". [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Of course nowadays thanks to the WPT you're better off just telling everyone you're a poker player. Even Moms are ok with that one now... Its not like the disgust we used to get way back when, like before 2001.

Pack

[Blarg]

Slur it a little and speak real quickly, and tell 'em you work in Asset Banishment.

[Daliman]

I specialize in short-term investments.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

I told my family I was a semi-professioal poker player. Their response was "cool"

[lowroller]

C'mon guys...I expected more creativity from this crowd!

*I claim to have no creativity, hence my post

[daryn]

i bet on the digital representations of playing cards on the internet

[beernutz]

I sit for long hours in front of a monitor watching my ass(et)s expand.

[coffeecrazy1]

How about "Economic Redistribution Negotiator?"

[eastbay]

Tax Collector. (Only mention it's a stupidity tax if pressed.)

eastbay