Crazy Quotes from Porn Movies - Caution must be 18 to enter

wacki · #1 11-20-2004, 05:46 AM

I just watched what appeared to be an unscripted porno and I heard Crystal Ray talking with a penis in each hand "Is that more dick? For the Birthday girl? Does the birthday girl get lots of dick today? MMMmmmmmmm..... You know it's my 19th birthday. MMmmmmm..... This is just what I wanted and its DICK!!!! Hahahahhahaha!!! MMMMmmmmmmmmmm.... What a perfect gift. MMMMMmmmmmmm......"

I heard another pornstar being interviewed about her vagina and when asked if she does anal she responded. "Ya nobody likes my pussy anymore.... it's old and wrinkly. Everybody's getting bored with it, they just want my ass now.".

All I have to say is wow. Does it get any worse than this? Anyone else heard crazy lines from porn movies? Please note if it appears scripted or not.

ilya · #2 11-20-2004, 05:48 AM

Do you think she says "19th" because it's less desirable ergo more credible?

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How about the good old "I want you to cum on my face." Where else in God's green goodness will you hear this besides a porno.

Lazymeatball · #3 11-20-2004, 06:05 AM

regular Howard Stern listeners know of a particular funny clip that gets replayed often in which some poor woman is being told to ask a man to spit in her face, look in the camera, and say "Hi Daddy, Hi mommy, look at what a disgusting pig I've become, just like you." or something along those lines. The hilarity is magnified when the scene is reinacted with wak-pak member High pitched Eric.

also I believe Max Hardcore puts out some of the most degrading porn available, there must be a lot of good quotes from his movies.

ilya · #4 11-20-2004, 06:11 AM

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regular Howard Stern listeners know of a particular funny clip that gets replayed often in which some poor woman is being told to ask a man to spit in her face, look in the camera, and say "Hi Daddy, Hi mommy, look at what a disgusting pig I've become, just like you." or something along those lines. The hilarity is magnified when the scene is reinacted with wak-pak member High pitched Eric.

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Are you sure that's not from "Pink Flamingos"?

youtalkfunny · #5 11-21-2004, 06:46 AM

Here's one from John Holmes, just as he's about to do an anal scene, and it was obviously scripted:

"If this hurts, tell me. I won't stop--but tell me anyway."

wacki · #6 11-21-2004, 08:08 AM

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Here's one from John Holmes, just as he's about to do an anal scene, and it was obviously scripted:

"If this hurts, tell me. I won't stop--but tell me anyway."

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Wow, that's a good one.