Which works better: lies or alcohol?

[natedogg]

Based on experience I'd have to say lies. But then again, I was always a bit reticent about sleeping with comatose girls, so I never ardently pursued that tactic.

But, "Oh yeah, baby, maybe this summer when I'll at my family's chateau on the Chesapeake Bay you could come visit. I'll be out there for a month interning at my dad's lawfirm" has never failed for me or anyone else I know.

natedogg

[The once and future king]

I cant answer this question because I use those old staples charm and charisma.

If you have to resort to the above methods then you have my sympathy.

[beerbandit]

lies.....im to lazy to lie

so id have to say alcohol---i do not think it matters if its myself or the lucky lady that has consumed it

im trying to remeber what has worked best for me, but those nights seem a blurrrrr

cheers
beer

[benfranklin]

Candy is dandy,
But liquor is quicker.

[Losing all]

weight lifting. You'll look better, and if that isn't enough you'll be strong enough to hold em down.

[Toro]

I've been told by reliable sources that a woman knows almost immediately whether or not she'll sleep with you. After that, you can only fcuk it up by saying something stupid during the date.

Based on that, I voted "Lies".

[beerbandit]

you be able to hit it longer.

cheers
beer

[Michael Davis]

I once read that the desire it provokes, the performance it unprovokes.

-Michael

[Boris]

Your post registers an 11 on the bullshit scale (1-10).

[beerbandit]

maybe there is a certain point that this becomes true, of which i havent expirienced. id like to say its hasnt affected me to seriously, but maybe i was to drunk to remember. i try to limit myself to only drinking while im awake, it seems to be working well so far.

i see what youre saying, my buddies have told the stories about "whiskey" dick and such.

cheers
beer