Horny college girls: Are they real?

[natedogg]

I have heard lots of rumours about the existence of horny college girls, but to be honest I never met any myself when I was in college. They were all real tight asses who despised men after reading a few pomo theorists in their first semester.

Of course, going to Cal was probably the reason I never met any of these fabled types of women. Now I just think about it wistfully and try not to shoot myself every time I see a "Girls Gone Wild" advertisement.

natedogg

[andyfox]

The guy in our group who got the most girls was the ugliest, most boring guy in the world. It took us a while to realize he scored the most simply because he was asking the most. 3 out of a thousand is better than 1 out of ten.

[Michael Davis]

Heh. There is a Berkeley alumna in my graduate cohort. It's a small sample size, but you're wrong. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-Michael

[bugstud]

they exist

not for guys like us, though

[wacki]

I am at IU right now, and I'm telling you there are tons of slutty women. My neighbor just knocked on my door a few hours ago and asked me to fix her toilet. She then gave me a big hug and asked if it would be ok if she could cook me dinner sometime this week. I don't even know her name. She's a ho.

There are tons, I repeat tons of slutty women. It sucks actually, because you don't know who to trust. I even know a woman that used aliases so the people would recognize their name when she was slutting around.

She was easily magazine hot, but had to of been a petri dish. Such a shame.

Keep in mind, this is a PG version of what I should be posting.

[billyjex]

Alcohol, my friend. It can transform even the most innocent Cal girls from bookworms to.. well, something more fun than a bookworm.

[wacki]

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Alcohol, my friend. It can transform even the most innocent Cal girls from bookworms to.. well, something more fun than a bookworm.

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Hahahha! My buddies and I once bought a keg of alcohol free beer (girls) and Killians for the guys. The girls were completely sober, and it didn't matter.

But your right alcohol does help, but still, you would be suprised how often it doesn't matter.

[Dominic]

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3 out of a thousand is better than 1 out of ten.

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Hey! I want to play poker with you, if that's the height of your mathmetics skills!

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[Dominic]

Speaking of "Girls Gone Wild," I was actually on three of their Spring Break tours....as a cameraman...we would make bets with one another to see who could shag more different women on consecutive nights...

the loser was never below 7....

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[Michael Davis]

Nice gig.

-Michael