Fundamental human rights.

[bisonbison]

Top of my list:

The right to feel contempt for other people's sexual proclivities. Oh, lesbian identical twin barely legal asian cheerleaders are fine, but people who get turned on by panty-hose are f-ing oddballs.

[The Dude]

I don't believe in fundamental human rights, because it conflicts with my belief that all Yankee fans should be slaves to the rest of society, and deserve no more rights than do mules.