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[chill888]

Anyone noticed that there are far less Homer Simpson's at Poker Stars? Have they all gone broke?

Are all hot babe pictures just guys from Sweden and Norway?

Has anyone played against a cat that is any good?

Ever noticed that pictures of a guy and his girlfriend are usually players that fold a lot to big raises (nagging?)

This stuff is GOLD .. Any other wisdom on tells from peoples photos.

gl

[TakeMeToTheRiver]

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Has anyone played against a cat that is any good?

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I generally find that players with pictures of pets play pretty poorly... (say it ten times fast [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]).

The dogs are generally more agressive than the cats...

[codewarrior]

Beware of anybody with a picture of an Enigma machine.

[betgo]

I turn the pictures off, because some people think they can get an advantage with really obnoxious ones.

[cowpie]

I have a tell, whenever I get pocket aces or pocket kings, I change my picture to a royal flush picture, and whenever I am bluffing, I change my picture to a scared monkey. Don't tell anyone.

[Sam T.]

Since I'm mostly a Party player, I got into the habit of analyzing screen names.

I find that the more manly they try to appear, the worse they play. (URToast, FoldNow, PokerGod, etc.). And if anyone claims to be a pimp, big or otherwise, I put my crosshairs right between their eyes, and wait for them to double me up.

Players like, "Bob" give me the heebie jeebies.

[chill888]

lol

nice photo

[stupidsucker]

my PS picture is my own ugly mug. Screen name TehBluffman.

What is my tell?

[stupidsucker]

Oh and I think to watch out for the people with number names like "58489T4"

[mackthefork]

I get the wobbles when someone with, lets just say 'aquatic reference' is at the table.

Regards Mack