Bush or Kerry? the better poker player...

[Buckmulligan]

Who would win in a heads up duel with even stacks?

[The4thFilm]

Bush was a very good poker in college.

[Dynasty]

Half way through the game, Kerry would say he wants to play bridge.

[TomCollins]

I have no doubt Bush would destroy him, especially if he had Karl Rove helping.

If it had a timer like WPT tonight, Bush would win alone easily, since Kerry couldn't make up his mind in time.

[KanigawaCards7]

Richard Nixon would destroy them both(seriously, he was a very good poker player, and he wouldve been good enough to compete in wpt.)

[Spook]

Kerry admits that Bush fooled him about the War in Iraq and other issues.

I think Bush could fool Kerry at cards.

[BrettK]

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Bush was a very good poker in college.

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Clinton was a very good poker in office.

Brett

[DimensionPresident]

That depends.

Would Bush let Kerry's black chips be counted or only his own?

[djack]

a very Bush thread so far. dynasty's answer was probably the truest.

and all true. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[CrisBrown]

Hi Buck,

First, the stacks wouldn't be even, because Bush would prevail upon the tournament director to exclude some of Kerry's chips.

Second, if Bush were outdrawn, he would: (a) sit there for eight minutes, staring into space like a deer caught in the headlights; (b) claim this was his finest hour; and, (c) go across the street, to another casino, and beat up a dealer who had nothing to do with the game at all.

And third, even if Bush lost, he'd simply stand there defiantly and claim he was winning, and that anyone who said otherwise was a naysayer, while surrogates suggested that Kerry was un-American for even playing the game.

Cris