Dabanger banned from Snackboys by 20K!
Unfortunately and most unexpectedly, Dabanger, one of the most egregious chappers of all time, has descended into the depths of panty-waist, girly behaviour! This is due to The Cake brutally taking every last penny from him (except $1 he pawed off the table and into his chonies to purchase $o.49 tacos with presumably) in a cash game the other night. Cake followed this rather routine performance by mimicking an Inglewood sex party in which Dabanger played the biyatch.
Who would have thought that Dabanger would be reduced, by this common occurrence, to a blubbering sissy who tearfully slams down telephone receivers at the 1st hint of an ensuing chap? Nevertheless, this has happened. Mr. 20K regretfully puts Dabanger on suspension until further notice. He is required to write an apology to all snack players and fans (on 2+2) for his emotional Jr. high girlfriend behaviour. He must promise to take chappings manfully in the event he is outpla.....when he is outpl....whenever he sits down to play cards.
This is a sad day snackers and fans. Please rally around Dabanger and support him in getting his mind right.
Johnny Hearts
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08-06-2004, 06:08 PM
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