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Snack Boys Snackin\' It.
Dear Gentlemen and Ladies of Leisure and Goodwill:
The following is a tournament update for the most exciting poker structure ever conceived. It's the snack boy, soon to be seen on either Bravo or the Travel Channel at any time. Remember in a snack boy there are no winners only a loser. The game for this particular snacker was 7-Card Stud. The participants: The Gim, The Puzzler, Johnnyhearts (notorious poster in this forum), and myself. The all-time leading snackee, the Puzzler (aka Jomo) did not disappoint his fans at the local AM/PM. He sulked off to the store and fetched the following treats for his giggling cohorts who lounged in air conditioned comfort awaiting his return. *** Prize Pool *** dabanger: one (1) Skor bar The Gim: one (1) Skor bar Johnnyhearts: one (1) York Peppermint Patty. This would place Jomo at the getting snacked level. For those of you who are new to the rankings consecutive snacking are termed as follows: Once- You got snacked Twice- You got snack-packed 3x- You were the victim of a "three-eat" 4x- You have now been four-coursed. 5x- Your arse has been buffeted 6x- Six-packed 7x- Yep, now you are seven-elevened 8x- 8 balled 9x- Meow-mixed/Nine-timed (clever suggestions here welcomed) 10x- You got Denny's-ed. Now go get me a snack. This is snack station zebra signing off. Sincerely, James Bangtown, USA (pop. 1) |
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Re: Snack Boys Snackin\' It.
Substitute "You got Corn-Holed" for numbers 1 through 10.
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