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Rules for life
I, along with my friends, have compiled a small list of rules, to live a good, healthy life, i figure you guys would be a good group to add some more rules.
1. never turn down a free T-shirt 2. never drink anything out of a box 3. never eat any kind of sausage out of a can 4. never trust a girl with brown eyebrowes and blonde hair. 5. never buy anything other than a drink from a guy in a bowtie. |
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Re: Rules for life
That list is a good start, but I must disagree with #2, as there is nothing wrong with box wine.
Bob |
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Re: Rules for life
That list is a good start, but I must disagree with #2, as there is nothing wrong with box wine.
Maybe it's a bit of a dodge, though. Box wine actually comes from a space age bag within the box. |
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Re: Rules for life
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Rules for life
Teen Wolf, the ultimate '80s movie. I like it when the coach says "it doesnt matter how you play the game it's if you win or lose . . . and even that doesnt matter all that much".
TSP |
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Re: Rules for life
timm whats that line from poolhall junkies? sounds really familiar....and lets be serious, box wine sucks. BUT if you have never had a "space party" where you take the bag out of the box and strap it to your back with a hose coming out to drink from, you havent lived.
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Re: Rules for life
" is this a poker forum up in here? cuz now its as quiet as a church..." Didn't really care for the movie except Walkens line at the end "IM A MILLIONAIRE, i lose this 80 and i go get another 80..."
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Re: Rules for life
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" is this a poker forum up in here? cuz now its as quiet as a church..." [/ QUOTE ] You say it wrong anyways. ~D |
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Re: Rules for life
6. Never turn down a massage.
7. Never be THAT guy(situation unimportant). 8. Never think that your father couldn't take you in a fight. 9. Never assume that someone else can make adequate travel arrangements. |
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Re: Rules for life
Don't eat the yellow snow.
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