Rules for life
 

I, along with my friends, have compiled a small list of rules, to live a good, healthy life, i figure you guys would be a good group to add some more rules.
1. never turn down a free T-shirt
2. never drink anything out of a box
3. never eat any kind of sausage out of a can
4. never trust a girl with brown eyebrowes and blonde hair.
5. never buy anything other than a drink from a guy in a bowtie.

Re: Rules for life
 

That list is a good start, but I must disagree with #2, as there is nothing wrong with box wine.

Bob

Re: Rules for life
 

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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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Re: Rules for life
 

That list is a good start, but I must disagree with #2, as there is nothing wrong with box wine.

Maybe it's a bit of a dodge, though. Box wine actually comes from a space age bag within the box.

Re: Rules for life
 

Teen Wolf, the ultimate '80s movie. I like it when the coach says "it doesnt matter how you play the game it's if you win or lose . . . and even that doesnt matter all that much".

TSP

Re: Rules for life
 

timm whats that line from poolhall junkies? sounds really familiar....and lets be serious, box wine sucks. BUT if you have never had a "space party" where you take the bag out of the box and strap it to your back with a hose coming out to drink from, you havent lived.

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" is this a poker forum up in here? cuz now its as quiet as a church..." Didn't really care for the movie except Walkens line at the end "IM A MILLIONAIRE, i lose this 80 and i go get another 80..."

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6. Never turn down a massage.
7. Never be THAT guy(situation unimportant).
8. Never think that your father couldn't take you in a fight.
9. Never assume that someone else can make adequate travel arrangements.

Re: Rules for life
 

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Re: Rules for life
 

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Never shave on while on acid.

Never pet a burning dog.

and most importantly.......

Never ever run with an ax in your mouth.

J.Brown